An Updated List of Companies Who are Punishing Donald Trump
By Larry Kahaner
(This story first appeared in The Haven.)
With Twitter, Facebook and Instagram silencing President Trump and Shopify taking his products off their website, other companies are piling on.
Here is an updated list:
1 — Bed, Bath & Beyond will no longer mail 20 percent-off postcards to the White House.
2 — Domino’s is limiting toppings to two and it cannot include meat.
3 — Subway will no longer allow Trump to choose between chips or a cookie. Whatever they have more of is what he will get.
4 — Micro Center will take back the president’s free thumb drive coupon.
5 — Trump’s AARP card, which offers discounts for Medicare supplemental plans, has been flagged.
6 — Prime Video will only allow viewing of trailers.
7 — Flo from Progressive has personally deleted Trump from the company’s wall calendar mailing list.
8 — Trump has been banned from buying anything with bacon on it from Five Guys and Shake Shack.
9 — Poshmark will reject all clothing listings from Melania and her body double.
10 — A ‘do not deliver’ order has been instituted for J.C. Penney’s Big Sexy Hair Spray and Play Harder.
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